Mystery Dream Date Connection
The set is arranged just like the old Dating Game, where the three contestants can't see the mystery date. Johnny Ferrarri doesn't come out until he is announced. Then, Johnny intros the mystery guy and then the 3 girl contestants.
Announcer: (Music starts) Love Romance Commitment... Three special words that you won't hear during this edition of, "The Mystery Dream Date Connection". (Applause) Tonight one of our three lucky ladies will win an all expense paid trip for two to beautiful... Acapulco, MEXICO! (Applause) Let's meet our three young beauties...and heeeeeeeeere they are! (Applause) Hot babe #~ is a part time student and a full time party machine! She likes guys, guys, guys....romantic excursions to Fornication Mountain, and full contact mud wrestling. She's the daughter of a Pentecostal preacher.. please welcome, Candy Lovelace! (Applause) Hot babe #2 says that she is a cheerleader by day...and a magician by night. She says she can turn ANY guys night into a magical evening of pleasure! Ah, isn't that special! Her hobbies are bar hopping, wet T-Shirt contests and getting a good beer buzz. Tonight, she's here in search of that perfect guy....please welcome, Buffie Buff! (Applause) And finally, Hot babe #3 loves to sing, act and spend time with her family and friends. She is the president of her local TRUE LOVE WAITS committee, with aspirations of becoming a wife and mother.. .but only after she meets the RIGHT guy. Besides singing and acting, she loves to sail, skydive and go to youth group. Here, just to fill in chair number three, please welcome, Mary Walker. (Just a touch of applause) And now, please welcome the host of The Mystery Dream Date Connection, the love doctor himself Johnny Ferrari! (Applause) (AF'TER TAPE FADES, PAUSE UNTIL END OF SHOW) Johnny runs to stage, waving..
Johnny: Thank you Robbie Roberts! You've met our three beautiful contestants, now it's time to meet our, Mystery Dream Date Guy". He hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... he's a teenage heart throb and the star of stage and screen, please welcome... .Toby Dillon! (Toby walks out shakes Johnny's hand and sits in his chair) Well, Toby.... there are three absolutely gorgeous females that desperately want to go out with you. Are you ready to meet them?
Toby: I sure am, Johnny! (Claps his hands and does the Arsenio chant--only in a classy way)
Johnny: OK, then. Hot babe #1. Say hello to Toby.
#1: (Acting VERY sexy) Hello there Toby, you big hunk of MAN! (Fans herself when done)
Johnny: OaaaaKaaaay. Hot babe #2. Would you please say hi to Toby.
#2: (Also acting VERY sexy--throws her hair back--speaks very breathy) I love you, Toby.
Johnny: Whoa! Things are heating up already! And finally, Hot babe #3, say hi to Toby. #3: (Speaking very nice and normal) Hi Toby, it's nice to meet you! (The other girls laugh)
Johnny: Is everybody ready to throw a big kiss? (Starts to do it)
Producer: Uh, Johnny...that comes at the end of the show.
Johnny: Uh. . .oh, yea. Toby, I know you have a few very important questions to ask the ladies before deciding who will be your mystery dream date. Take it away!
Toby: Thanks, Johnny. (Reading off 3X5 cards) Hot babe #1. If at the end of our date, I told you that I was saving myself for marriage, what would you say?
#1: Well, first I would check your pulse to see if you were alive! Then I'd call 911, since you obviously would be suffering from some sort of major sickness. Then, I would put some of my patented, world famous love moves on you.. you would cry for mercy!
Toby: Thank you, #1. Hot babe #2. If we would fall in love and get married, what would life be like?
#2: First of all, we WILL fall in love, but we'll just live together for a while first, just to make sure that we're compatible. Then, each night we'd have a bigger party than the night before....you would introduce me to all of your Hollywood friends, and I would become a big star and then we could hire people to do all the dirty housework & stuff! Toby: (Shakes his head) Ok...Hot babe #3. Same question.
#3: Well, Toby, I couldn't marry you unless you believed the things that I believe in. But if you did, we would be equal partners in our marriage, with you being the head of our home. We would love each other with all of our hearts, and be faithful to each other and always want the best for each other. With you, me and God as a team, we can't go wrong!
Johnny: OK, is everybody ready to throw a big kiss? (Starts to do it)
Producer: Uh, Johnny.. that comes at the end of the show.
Johnny: Uh.. .oh, yea. Toby, you've heard our ladies answers, now it's time to decide...which one will be your Dream Date. Will it be Hot babe #1 (She acts flirty), Hot babe #2 (So does she), or Hot babe #3 (She still acts sweet)?
Toby: Johnny, I'm gonna have to go with Hot babe #3! (#1 & #2 freak out...so does Johnny)
Johnny: You've GOT to be kidding! Those were two of the hottest babes we've EVER had on this show. I know a million guys that would kill for a chance to even talk with one of them. WHAT would cause you to choose #3?
Toby: Johnny, I've seen everything, tried everything...I'm sick of the emptiness of the party life. I need someone REAL. A girl that I can trust and love. All my friends are lonely.. deep down inside. Everything that Number 3 said was so real and honest.
(UNPAUSE AUDIO AND PLAY CLOSING MUSIC AND ANNOUNCER)
Johnny: Well, there you have it folks. Now I've heard it all! (Disgusted) Come on out girls. They all come over. #1 & #2 start to hang all over Johnny. Toby and #3 walk slowly towards each other, meet half way, and each extend both hands to each other)
Producer: Psssst. Johnny! THROW THE KISS! THROW THE KISS! Toby & #3 walk offhand in hand)
Johnny: I don't wanna throw a kiss. My ratings are ruined now. This is the 5th game show I've lost in the past month. (Sobs)
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